Jesus' General

Our Leader likes his men, purdy

Ive been receiving lots of letters lately about Our Leader's observation that the Canadian Prime Minister's spokesman was purdy. Here's how the Globe and Mail described it:

Mr. Bush wandered over during Mr. Reid's chat with the Prime Minister. Mr. Reid introduced himself and shook hands with Mr. Bush.

"Well, what do you do for this guy?" the President asked as he pointed to the Prime Minister.

"Well, you know, sir, I can't really say," Mr. Reid said. "It's not that I don't want to. It's just that, you know, I don't really know from day to day."

This is true. Mr. Reid handles a number of files and performs a number of different duties, depending on the issue and the day.

The President chuckled. "Well, you got a pretty face," he told the surprised Mr. Reid. He wasn't done. "You got a pretty face," he said again. "You're a good-looking guy. Better looking than my Scott anyway."

Some of my readers have suggested that Our Leader was flirting with Mr. Reid. I've forwarded their emails to the Justice Department--except the ones from little girls; those, I sent them to the College Republicans (see below). I won't tolerate treason.

There is nothing wrong with acknowledging a man's beauty. How many of us haven't thought that Karl Rove has a purdy mouth or that Richard Perle has a nice butt. I mean, we've all hung out in the locker room at the gym and celebrated manhood by snapping a towel against an extraordinarily fine, muscular piece of inviting man-flesh. So what if we might steal a few glances at a particularly luscious little soldier while doing it. That doesn't mean we're homosexuals. It's just what real men, manly men, do, and lord knows that Our Leader is that kind of man. He's a cowboy from Texas, after all.