Dear Jason, Chris, and Ruth,
I just read how you organized an attack on a Democrat rally in Iowa. It sounds like you all had a great time. Jason, was it you or Chris who assaulted the woman? Whoever it was, good for you. We can't allow silly notions like chivalry to get in our way when there are Democrats to silence.I can't tell you enough how much I love the antics of you College Republicans. It seems like you're always there to gag those who might say unpatriotic things about Our Leader. I'm sure He appreciates it.
Inasmuch as the College Republicans are the guardians of the Homeland, it's important that we all do what we can to keep the organization strong. That's why I created the attached poster. I'm pretty proud of it. I think it'll be a great recruiting tool. My only regret is that I had to place words over the youth's bulge, but then I guess bulges can't speak for themselves.
Recruitment should be your first priority now. We'll need a bodies when the campaign heats up. Hopefully, Dean will be our opponent. David Broder says most of his supporters are little girls. You've already proved yourselves in battle against them. Heck, I'd bet on College Republicans to win a fight against little girls nearly every time. You're just that good.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC. Christian, Patriot
