Jesus' General

Wictory Wednesdays

The General's signed up to participate in Wictory Wednesdays. It's a way I can help Our Leader achieve victory over the dark forces of progressivism this November. Participating blogs pledge themselves to post something every Wednesday asking people to volunteer or donate to the Bush2004 campaign.

This week, I'm asking our readers, who volunteer, to wear the robes of the Ku Klux Klan while performing their volunteer duties. It's a fine Christian organization that has fervently fought for conservative values for many many years. Much of our Leader's base support comes from folks who share the Klan's views and we need to ensure that they get involved.

For those of you who wish to donate, I'm asking that your donation be a good Christian meal of loaves and fishes. Yes, a few slices of bread and a nice carp will provide a campaign staffer with both a nice meal and an opportunity to reflect on our Savior's words--just ignore the part about peacemakers. You can send your donation here.