Jesus' General

A day in the life of a college republican

I stumbled upon a fine conservative Christian blog today. It's authored by John, a student at Indiana University. In his latest post, he tackles the topics of liberal college professors, feminism, homosexuality, welfare, the arts, and the proper role for a man in a dating relationship:

After telecom I did what I always do after telecom go to Religions of the west. To watch by godless professor speak his blasphemy digging him self in to the next realm of hell. But that is between him and God.

I have other things that I have to worry about. Like were to sit in class. If you read my post from yesterday you would know that the night before I went with Stepha girl in my class to see Miss Saigon. The smart natural and polite thing to do would be to make sure to sit next to her the next day in class.

So when I sat down, I sat in an area with a bunch of open seats. But the problem was that a lot of my fraternity brothers were also in the class. And when they came in the quickly filled up the seats around me. The smart thing I should have done was to put my coat in a seat by me. But that would have required me to have been paying attention. And not talking with my big brother about how much our basketball team sucks this year.

Once I realized what happen I moved to where there was an open seat by me. My brothers did not say anything at first. But after class when they saw why I changed seats. And found out what happened the night before led them to make some very hurtful accusations. Specifically that I was starting to be wiped.

If you are a women or an under educated man let me explain the seriousness of wiped accusations. And the even greater seriousness of actually being wiped.

Though out human history men have always been the leaders. It is the natural way things should be. And is also the case in most other species. As men we have the ability to make decisions with a clear mind. We are not slaves to our emotions. That is why our nations for founding fathers in their great wisdom decided that only men should vote and hold office.

Unfortunately in recent years we have strayed form the truth. One of the consequences of this is for example our national deficit. If just men were in charged. And men elected by men were serving in office we would understand that we have so much money to spend and cretin priorities would have to be set. So we may have to sacrifice such things as paying people to sit on their ass all day and do drugs (welfare.) It’s just the way it has to be. But since this nation is dominated by women in the congress and men who besides the fact they have a wink are for the most part women, we have major problems. In their absences of ration, once they have spent all of the money they still keep spending because they FEEL that we still have things that we have to spend our money on. Such as supplementing art and museums that by them selves could not stay in business and serve the 4 people who visit them each year.

All of this to say Men have a responsibility to make sure things is kept under control. Part of this is peer to peer accountability. That is why when you see your friend is taking orders from a skirt. You have the moral and social duty to give him hell. So he sees the air of his ways and turns to the light so that he can reclaim is manhood.

So now you know why them saying this is so serious. Because their false accusations show that they are starting to question my manhood.

But when they were giving me a hard time about this at lunch new more troubling problem came to light about another one of my fraternity brothers. He legally went to go see Vagina Monologs last month with his girl friend. If these acquisitions are true. I don’t think I could look at him again the same way. If you go to see that satanic worship you are wiped beyond repair. You would have already been wiped before you went to see it but now she is just running up the score.

So I hope we find that these awful accusations are false and we can once again seem him as a good decent God fearing American man.

That night my dad, grandpa, and little brother came into town for dinner. I told them about this and they share in my hope that it was not true.
After dinner I went home and went to did homework, watched TV, and went to bed.

Update: I found this site via Lovelacen testi, but I've now learned that Pandagon and Greg Bouchillon (sounds French to me) are fans of John as well.

Update II: And my patriotic friend, Scumbuster, too.