Taking the anti-equality amendment one step further
Dear Rep. Musgrave,
Thank you very much for your efforts to deny equality to homosexuals. I'm a big fan of your proposed constitutional amendment, although I'm not sure that it goes far enough. Have you considered adding something to it that would allow good God-fearing heterosexual men like myself to pull a homosexual's pants down and taunt him? I think that would do more than anything else to discourage these practioners of abomination from trying to stuff their dreams of equality down our throats.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, Patriot
p.s. I'm going to copy this note to Roger Ailes. I think the taunting thing might make a great reality show. Email me, Roger, and we'll do a meeting.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.