God hates homosexual marriage
There's nothing that pisses off our Lord and Savior more than homosexual marriage. I'm talking about men marrying men, because as I've noted before, it's impossible for ladies to be homosexuals. You'd be surprised how many times I've had to point out to people that ladies can't have sex with each other--they don't have little soldiers.
We have to win this. We can't allow people to start treating these homosexual types like human beings. Once that happens, everybody will be doing it--face it, deep down, we all want to be homosexuals. God's only option will be to start smiting people, just like he did in Lot's time. It'll be like when you throw water on two dogs who are humping away except in this case, God's going to tear your liver out with lighting bolts.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.