This is The General's third week of participating in Wictory Wednesday, and I haven't been added to the Wictory Wednesday blogroll yet. I hope Our Leader's campaign gets more efficient than this.
This week, I'm asking you to donate an idea to Our Leader's campaign. Send them a copy of the picture on the right and ask them to spend everything on milk cartons like this. We really need to get Our Leader's poll numbers up, so that He actually gets elected this time. Catching bin Laden will probably put His favorability rating over 50% again. It will give Him time to build a case for war against Iranistan, something that will shoot his numbers through the roof.
Send the picture by US mail rather than email. It'll help the morale of all those people who are being paid campaign funds to open envelopes. Mail your donation here.
I also want you to volunteer to be a Bush Team Leader. After you do so, write a "letter to the editor" for your local newspaper. Note that you are a Bush Team Leader and that you have no problem with Our Leader going AWOL for a year while he served in the national guard. Be sure to point out that the fact that he was well connected enough to get away with it only underscores his value as our president. Use Nixon as an example. If he'd had gotten away with Watergate, we could have avoided the Ford presidency.
That's it for now. Get involved. Our Leader needs you.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.