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Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Batten Down the Hatches!

What ever happened to the old American tradition of just giving birth to the Messiah? Now it would seem that the Evil One has gotten on the bandwagon and is tossing out Immaculate STDs left, right and centre! I'm thinking it's about time to start working on my proposal for The North American Christian Dental Dam. We must take Satan down instead of just sitting back and letting him go there unchallenged.

Yours in Manhood,
LCol. H.G. Spectre

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.