How Secure is the Son of God?
Fount of truth, WorldNetDaily, has another shocking story. "Reportedly" Jim Caviezel has been assigned a security detail. I can't believe he's become a target of the unwashed-feet masses. Apparently a "source close to executive of Newmarket films" testified to it.
Apparently they told the London Express (sorry no link but I'm sure they're just avoiding the Devil's playground of the World Wide Web) that a mob screamed "anti-Semite" and hurled a bucket of lamb's blood at him. New York mainstream media is playing this card close to their chest so as not to escalate the situation (or cut the life expectancy of local lambs). Studio executives are claiming that the film's principal figures could be targets for assassination. Again, Dieu merci, the mainstream press is quiet. On the upside, "As of yesterday, "The Passion of the Christ" had taken in $213,888,740 in U.S. ticket sales and likely is on its way to becoming the highest grossing R-rated film in history." Take that Deer Hunter!
For those wishing to support the cause, WorldNetDaily has issued "one of the most extraordinary editions of its monthly Whistleblower magazine ever produced, titled "THE DAY JESUS DIED." I think it's like a souvenir book or something. A steal at $39.95 US, $95.83 CAN (30 pieces of silver for overseas customers). Ok lambs, LET'S FLOCK!!!
Yours in Manhood,
LCol. H. G. Spectre
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