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Friday, March 26, 2004

The President's other skits

By now, you've read about Kerry's condemnation of our Our Leader for his hilarious skit lampooning his justification for sacrificing nearly six hundred American soldiers in Iraq. I don't know what Kerry's problem is. I thought it was very funny. Almost as funny as the three other jokes Our Leader made at the same event.

Of course, you haven't heard about those other skits. It's not in the liberal media's interest to write anything positive about Our Leader. That's why I'm going to bypass their filters by posting descriptions here.

Prescription Drugs Skit -- Our Leader sneaks up behind and elderly woman standing in front of the prescription window and pickpockets her social security check out of her purse.

Intelligence Skit -- Our Leader hands electrodes to a Russian KGB interrogator who then applies them to the genitals of a man who once lunched with Valerie Plame.

Collateral Damage Skit -- Our Leader takes Iraqi orphan Ali Abbas' artificial arms and uses one to club a baby harp seal.

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