"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose". – The Merchant of Venice (Act I, Scene III).
Oh, how right Shakespeare (from the Isle of the Coalition of the Willing I might add) was when he said that. As your Commander in Chief has said, we are engaged in a war between Good and Evil and now yours truly is afraid Evil is pulling out all the stops.
In a strangely compelling passage from an interview with Dr. Paul Cameron, the great crusader against the rational sciences that threatens to undermine our families, he’s quoted as saying:
"People in homosexuality are incredibly evangelical. It's pure sexuality. It's almost like pure heroin. It's such a rush. They are committed in almost a religious way. And they'll take enormous risks, do anything."
It chilled me to the bone, mes amis. I studied those wise words over and over again until I lay tossing and turning in bed, my mind whipped up into a funnel cloud of the most perverse thoughts. A cold shower and a bowl of coffee (that’s what we drink it from when we’re stationed in Quebec), and I was at the computer searching for something that would release me from my torment. Of course I went straight to the FOX News for the Righteous, WorldNetDaily where I found this evidence of the fallen one’s presence among us. The title itself made me vibrate:
“'THE PASSION' UNLEASHED
Creator of film's score 'battled with Satan'
Musician: 'He was in my room a lot' during movie production”
Now apparently this John Debney did the music for Mel Comumcille Gerard Gibson’s Masterpiece of No Pain No Gain. (For full disclosure, the LCol. has not seen it due to latent issues with post-traumatic stress syndrome. When an excited and somewhat buff Corporal came back from a screening shouting “It’s like he turned on a lawn sprinkler filled with blood!! It was so fucking cool!” I retreated to the latrine out of fear for my mental health. I’m manly, not an idiot.)
Fresh from work on other masterpieces like "Liar, Liar" and "Bruce Almighty," (I should note that Jim Carey, the other saviour of the cinema is a fellow countryman), Mr. Debney’s work on Gerard’s film turned out to be, and I quote, “the most difficult assignment of his life.”
Oh, had I known what he was facing, I would have jumped on the next flight and personally delivered Dr. Cameron’s “private” number to him. Brace yourself and read the following quotes:
“For it turned out to be a battle between good and evil that he had never experienced before in some 20 years in Hollywood.”
“"I was stretched every which way but loose," Debney said. “I was stretched by Mel Gibson. I was stretched by the Guy Upstairs and also I was stretched by the guy downstairs.”
“I had never before subscribed to the idea that maybe Satan is a real person, but I can attest that he was in my room a lot and I know that he hit everyone on this production."
Debney said that the battle he felt with Satan as he wrote the music became "really personal between us."
““The computers froze for about the tenth time that day and it was about nine o'clock at night and so I got really mad, and I told Satan to manifest himself and I said, 'Let's go out into the parking lot and let's go.'”
“…I was verbalizing and saying to Satan, 'Manifest yourself right now.' As I am walking out and saying, 'Come on, let's go now,' “
“He didn't manifest himself, but I wished he would have.”
"I would imagine that we all worked as hard as we ever could. We were all exhausted as we could ever be, but oddest thing was as exhausted and physically drained that I was, I never got tired.”
I had no idea!!! I’m exhausted just imagining what a parking lot confrontation with the Evil One would have been like. Such a close call with violation even in the line of duty for our Lord! Now perhaps I’m reading far too much into all of this but in my experience, that’s what Satan is expecting us to do. I hope you’ll join me in prayer so Mr. Debney can become spiritually whole again and be protected from further torment.
To guard from others suffering the same fate, I present a composite picture of the Evil One as a warning. Study it and study it well – I know I have.
Yours in Manhood,
LCol H.G. Spectre
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