Jesus' General

So Brilliant, So Misunderstood

Well, mes amis, la vaste conspiration gauche de médias d'aile, or what you've come to know as the Vast Left Wing Media Conspiracy is ramping up their pre-election efforts to slander the Commander In Chief. The Washington Pistoire has this item (look under Whoa, Man, Wrong Sex - and no, it's not another item about Gest) where they claim that G.W. marked International Women's Week by saying, "Earlier today, the Libyan government released Fathi Jahmi. She's a local government official who was imprisoned in 2002 for advocating free speech and democracy."

The Liberati are claiming that this Fathi person is actually a man. That's right, un homme! Despite that fact that these are the exact same people who claimed that the invasion of Iraq would result in death and destruction and not make the world any safer (pffft!), what if they're right? What if she is a man?

Well, this is where I throw up my hands and yell, "Câlisse!" The Left just doesn't get it. They don't understand the brilliance of the vision this man is attempting to bring to the global village! He's trying to do for individual freedom what he has done for the English language - release it from the Commie-like gulag of rigid anti-American conformity.

If Libya was a true freedom-loving peoples, if her citizens were true partners in the march towards the New American Century, Fathi would have the God-given right to be what he really is - a woman.

Take the humble West Coast prawn. If these little suckers can change sex, why can't we? Are we not better in God's eyes than a prawn? (Note: I have considered that this little switcheroo is the result of the West Coast's dope growing, Liberal, humping on every street corner way of life. The scenery is nice and all that but you can't swing a cat without hitting a mulleted, Harley-driving gal who want to have an impromtu (see my entry of March 6th for la définition) bout of arm wrestling. But these prawns are near Victoria and that town makes Peter Hitchens look like a leather man with a Southern twang.)

G.W. understands that in order to be truly liberated, to follow in the brave footsteps of pioneers such as Ann Coulter, Katherine Harris, Margaret Thatcher and even his beloved Babs of the Beautiful Mind, we must embrace the capacity for transformation we see in the humble prawn. That's why he has slammed his mouth down against this perverse Noah's Ark stampede of genitals to register at Neiman Marcus. If these couplings want coordinated bed linens and God's Blessing, one of them should get off their duff, embrace American Freedom (TM) and prawnalize themselves. But they refuse. What better evidence could there be that Adam and Steve hate America?

Last year in the once-again proud and dry cleaned Little Rock, G.W. said, "It's an unimaginable honor to be the President of such a fabulous country. I say "fabulous country" because there is no doubt in my mind we can achieve anything we put our mind to."

No one could have said it better. Ladies and gentlemen, let us pay tribute to Fathi Jahmi. She is, indeed, fabulous.

Yours in Manhood,
LCol. H.G. Spectre