Celebrity Gossip - Oh, the Humanity!
In this disturbing report, Pekingese lap dog of the limp wristed, Liza with a 'Z' claims her ex-lap dog of a husband, David Gest forced her to wear fur! First off, she deserves what she gets when she marries someone who bears such a striking resemblance to Mao Tse-Tung's favourite gal, Jiang Qing. I bet the fur was Chinese.
How exactly could this little wisp of a thing make her do something. By threatening to look at her? Isn't this the same dude who claimed that she beat the living crap out of him?
Now apart from the fact that they were the strangest damn couple seen since David Brock and Matt Drudge went on a date, they always seemed to be a kind of round hole/square peg type pairing. I know there's been lots of talk about what sort of flag flies on Madame Gest's pole but they did look truly happy for a couple of minutes. And of course his inhumane fur-forcing treatment of her can easily be explained by the fact that he's allergic to polyester.
Hmmm.. Not in my barracks soldier.
Yours in Manhood,
LCol. H.G. Spectre
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