Help Me Reach 12 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender

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Thursday, March 11, 2004

Posted by Anonymous
Twelve Rock Hard Inches To Make You Scream With JOY!

Stumped when it comes to Easter shopping for your loved ones? The World Net Daily Store has this gem of an item. Imagine being able to give a good righteous paddling with the tablet bearing the broken commandment ! Or for less specific transgressions, cover all your bases (and more ass) by using both at the same time!

Love is never having to say sorry for the red-bottom smiting. Oh, ya. And $99 plus tax.

Yours in Manhood,
LCol. H.G. Spectre
at 4:55 PM

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