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Wednesday, April 07, 2004

PA College Republicans teach us the meaning of obedience

Like the General, the Keystone State's College Republicans detest Arlen Specter. He's nothing more than a Frenchman in patriot's clothing. Still, Our Leader says we must support him. Otherwise, God's Chosen One might lose Pennsylvania--a Toomey primary win would hurt Our Leader, because a lot of people think that true conservatives are insane.

The PA College Republicans responded like the loyal schutzstaffen they are and endorsed the Senator. As this letter to the organization's membership notes, when Our Leader speaks, debate ends:

All of the Pennsylvania Federation officers are firmly backing Arlen Specter. Let me qualify this by saying that almost all of us are ideologically conservative and hold views more in line with Pat Toomey than Arlen Specter.

But we've also been told by the Bush Campaign that they need Arlen Specter on the ballot to help win Pennsylvania in 2004. And the President's re-election campaign must be our number one priority

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