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Wednesday, April 07, 2004

Condi's speech is a state secret

I just had to say something about Our Leader's decision to deny the Sept 11 Commission's request for the text of the speech Condoleeza Rice was supposed to give on the Day That Changed Everything. They want to see it, because they think it would show that Our Leader was so focused on outdated cold war priorities--like building force fields in outer space--that terrorism wasn't even on his national security radar.

We know that's not the case. Our Leader doesn't focus on anything other than his quest to provide us with his wise leadership for another four years.

Of course there will be those who will claim that the Committee's request was quashed to spare our leader from being embarrassed. Such charges are ludicrous. Nothing embarrasses The Chosen One. He is beyond shame.

The reason the speech won't be released is because it would be employed as a weapon by those who wish to dethrone Our Leader. You see, keeping it secret is vital to our national security.

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