Going medieval with Armed Forces Radio

Mr. Melvin Russell
Director
American Forces Radio and Television Services

Dear Mr. Russell,

I applaud your airing of Rush Limbaugh's show on Armed Forces Radio. He sends our soldiers a message they need to hear--that it's OK to have a little medieval fun with the prisoners they capture.

Where else will our young servicemen and women hear the truth about the so-called Abu Gharib "scandal?" If it wasn't for Rush, there would be no one to tell them that anally raping prisoners and forcing them to masturbate into each others' mouths is good clean soldier fun.

No doubt, airing his show is risky. Certainly there are a number of your superiors and congressman who would be angry to learn that the Department of Defense is broadcasting the message that torture is an approved way to blow off a little steam--that's what Rush told our troops via Armed Forces Radio when he said: "I'm talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release? You [ever] heard of need to blow some steam off?"

Thank God we have people like you and Rush who aren't afraid to tell our troops that war crimes are no big deal. Keep up the good work.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, Patriot

cc: Sen. Carl Levin
Sen. Mark Dayton

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