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Friday, May 28, 2004

The French are making fun of my little general

I can't read this post, but I know enough French to understand what "De Amerikaanse patriot Generaal J.C. Christian" and "kleine soldaat" mean, and I don't like it. Kleine is the feminine form of the word, "little," and soldaat means "soldier," so, in essence, this vile Frenchman is insulting my manhood by saying that I have a "little girl soldier."

Well it isn't true. It's a big, intimidating, brawny, masculine little soldier, a valiant warrior who strikes fear into the hearts of other men. The smirks and giggles directed at me when I'm showering at the gym are merely expressions of nervousness. I understand that. I've lived with it all of my life.

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