The Ushers of the Eucharist!

Commenter MJS provides us with this:

The Ushers of the Eucharist!

None were so brave, that soft May day
As the men who blocked the Path
Who know God's love comes from above
From their crotches did come God's Wrath

The wielding of Power in that darkening hour
Made the music that reached God's Ear
The Manly Men of Christendom
Live in the Love of God's Fear
And must demonize the Queers
And then go have some beers
Because...

God had a fling when a tiny thing
He danced with the Devil and smooched
They flew and whirled without a girl
And pretended their butts were cooch
The shock and shame at what He'd done
Verily, it freaked him out
He vowed right then--time without end
To stay in the closet and not come out
God stays in the closet and ain't coming out
The Lord, oh Lordy me
In the Closet With His Mystery
God stays in the closet and ain't coming out
So don't knock on His door
Just don't knock on His door
'Cause God ain't coming out
'Cause God ain't coming out!

Amen

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