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Tuesday, June 15, 2004

A suggestion for Our Leader

I love Deputy Leader Cheney as much as any patriotic Haliburton stockholder could, but he gives a lot of people the creeps. As I've noted before, I think it's that Phil Hartman as Frankenstein mouth thing of his that makes people uncomfortable. I'm worried that he is starting to drag Our Leader down. He should step aside for the good of the nation.

Augusto Pinochet would be the perfect replacement. He's a man who embodies all of Our Leader's most cherished values. He also has years of experience working with conservative administrations and was a key player in President Nixon's South America strategy.


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