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Monday, July 05, 2004

California Ed. Secretary teaches a lesson about names

Dear Sec. Riordan,

I see that you're taking a little heat for telling a small child that her name meant "stupid dirty girl" rather than "Egyptian goddess." I hope you aren't letting it you get you down. After all, it is your job to educate the people of California, and as we all know, ridicule is an effective tool for shaping people's lives--it's what has made me the person I am today.

It doesn't matter that her name really did mean "Egyptian goddess." That's not the point. The important thing is that she had an unusual, foreign sounding name, and we're seeing far too much of that today. That bothers a lot of us traditionally-minded folk. That's why it's important that Governor Schwarzenegger (first name: "Arnold") appoint men like you who aren't afraid of ridiculing these little girls with non-traditional non-Anglo names.

Keep up the good work.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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