How can a man top a career in which he served as both Chairman of the Joint Chiefs and Secretary of State? Why, he can join the Village People, of course. That's exactly what Secretary of State Colin Powell plans to do after he retires from Our Leader's cabinet.
As this video (Real Player) shows, General Powell tried out for the construction worker position earlier this week and did a darned good rendition of the People's greatest hit, YMCA.
I've always been a big Village People fan. Each of the members portray an important American masculine archetype--a policeman, a sailor, an Indian, a construction worker, and a biker. And their songs always get my manly juices flowing. How can they miss with such testosterone laced fare as In the Navy, YMCA, and Macho Man?
As a proud owner of an authentic pair of Village People cowboy chaps, I can truly say that the addition of Colin Powell will only make this great group even greater.
Construction Worker Powell, the General salutes you.
Thanks to reader Julian for the video link.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.