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Saturday, July 17, 2004

irony of ironies

So, I've been ralphing my brains out for two days, unable to get to or use my computer, and so I'm finally upright and non-projectile, and I find an invite from the General to guest-blog.  Honored as hell on the one hand, bummed as a motherfucker on the other.  Still sick, still limited time online, still in hell, but I want to write something that will melt HST's brain, but I haven't seen the NEWS (well, they still call it that, anyway) in two days.
 
Hopefully, I'm not the only one in on the "General's Gone On Vacation" plan, so somebody around here will write something of consequence or at the very least, something to give Dick Cheney's bionic stomach a bleeding ulcer.  Please.
 
I just don't have it in me today.  If I'd had a little more warning, maybe I could've held-back the gallons o'vomit, but I dunno...  I'm pretty sure that I hacked-up my colon at one point.  And it looked nothing like Powell.
 
Somebody say something --- silence makes me even more awkward.  I'll try to think of something for when I'm vertical again.  Something that has nothing to do with me.

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