Another great idea worth stealing

Our Leader has had a few difficulties with those pesky little polling results, even from full-on supporters. Nothing that Diebold won't be able to handle, but part of being a leader is maintaining the perception that all is well, the corner has been turned, and it's morning again, or at least Sunday brunch.

Take a look at what those clever Swedish royals are up to. Their countrymen, even if they are probably French, love them. And why not? Nothing shores up patriotism like a death threat, and no one is better at fake websites than Our Leader's operatives. Nothing but the finest old tricks, especially when they happen more than once.

Another reason for emulating King Carl Gustaf: he also used the iron fist when the media got a little too interested in his younger daughter (pictured at left despite his attempts to file this picture with King George's military records). And he's not too happy about the elder daughter succeeding him, either.

Question for Our Leader's supporters: In the event of a reported death, actual or otherwise, which of the First Twins would be best for Empress?