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Monday, August 09, 2004

In our name

Dear Sec. Rumsfeld,

Your efforts to privatize the military are finally paying off. We're getting work out of contractors that our soldiers would never be allowed to perform. You deserve all of the credit for that, and I'm sure it makes you proud to hear about the fine things contract employees like Titan Corporation translator Adel Nakhla (AKA Abu Hamid) does in our name.

Have you thought about publicizing this success a little more? I mean why are you hiding your light under a bushel basket. It's almost like you are intentionally trying to suppress the knowledge of the work these fine contractors do. Thank God Salon is doing it for you:

Kasim Hilas told a CID investigator that he witnessed a harrowing incident one night on Tier 1A. "I saw the translator Abu Hamid fucking a kid," Hilas stated. "His age would be about 15-18 years. The kid was hurting very bad and they covered all the doors with sheets. Then when I heard screaming I climbed the door because on top it wasn't covered and I saw Abu Hamid, who was wearing the military uniform, putting his dick in the little kid's ass. I couldn't see the face of the kid because his face wasn't in front of the door. And the female soldier was taking pictures. Abu Hamid, I think he is Egyptian because of his accent, and he was not skinny or short, and he acted like a homosexual (gay). And that was in cell #23 as best as I remember."

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian Patriot

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