Our Dear Leader has accomplished yet another spectacular public-relations coup: the highly successful Operation Turned Corner has surpassed everyone's expectations. This message of the week was well-received by GOP supporters, with over 47.9% (a majority sufficient to become President of the United States with the help of the Supreme Court) of likely Bush voters who are registered Republicans and members of the Christian Coalition and the Free Republic agreeing with the message's points.
Please join Our Dear Leader in supporting these upcoming catchword phrases:
- 43/41 or Fight
- Free Networks, Free Street Sweeping, Free Ammo, Privatize the Rest
- A full Dinner Combo
- Return to normalizationcy despite the terrorist alerts
- He kept us out of war in Iran
- Keep it nucoolar with W
- Peace and Prosperitarianism
- George Bush. Now more than then.
- Are you better off now than you were when Clinton's penis was always on television?
- It's cocktail time in America
- Bridge-building back to the 19th Century
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