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Monday, September 13, 2004

He Knows When You're Awake

Our Leader and his sworn oathsmen never stop thinking about how to keep The Empire stable and strong. Homeland Security was chartered to ensure that loose lips are locked up lest they sink ships, or open relays reveal revolution rather than relay openly. All leaks must be stopped. Dangerous messages should not be allowed to alarm the people, lest they turn to mob action.

This is something that cannot be emphasized enough: please read approved communications and only on fine Christian sites such as this one. Remember, one of the biggest dangers of the Internet is just about anyone can publish. In the months ahead, Our Leader will take steps to deal with that problem. For now, be assured that a close watch is being kept.

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