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Monday, September 13, 2004

Treason in 'Bam

Lynne Gobbell said her boss fired her last week because of the Kerry-Edwards campaign sticker on the back of her car.A woman from Moulton, Alabama brazenly drove to her place of employment with a cheaply produced statement of support for The Pretender on her car. She did this despite her liege lord's enthusiastic support of Our Leader, which he distributed in a written communication to all his serfs:
Just so you will know, because of the Bush tax (cut):

I was able to buy the new Hammer Mill
I was able to finance our receivables
I was able to get the new CAT skid steer
I was able to get the wire cutter
I was able to give you a job"
...

You got the benefit of the Bush tax cut. Everyone did.

Not Lynne Gobbell. For refusing to remove the fatuous fealty pledge from her Lumina, she was cut asunder from service that same day. Note: Moulton is 173 miles via Interstate 65 from Montgomery, where Our Leader served the nation bravely. Another Teresa Treasonette removed from the community of Patriots, thanks to the support of Phil Gaddis and EnviroMate.

And Lynne, you're no American. Be grateful your American car wasn't impounded.
via dailykos

Updates Galore! This story is taking wing as many thrill to the benefits of unbridled capitalism. Alert reader sukabi caught a link to Counterspin Central (Hesiod) with all the contact information for EnviroMate's owner, a website and a web contact for Phil Geddes (not Gaddis, the Decatur newspaper doesn't place a high value on accuracy) and his serfs at the law offices. Yes, the law offices, Geddes is a bankruptcy attorney. Clearly he is the moral sort.

Story also on Digby, who saw it on Salon's War Room. Also check out how this story plays among Our Leader's staunchest supporters.

Very Important Update: Manly man John Aravosis is taking up a collection for the traitor. Visit his AmericaBlog and let him know what the price of disloyalty is.

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