Illinois is a Blue State Anyway

That dreamy Patrick Guerriero and his Log Cabin RINOs refuse to pledge fealty to Our Leader. I know he's committing treason, but do you think he's single? This picture of Prettyboy Pat with Teresa Treasonette, better known as Mary Bono R-CA, doesn't have to mean anything, does it? Rep. Bono is worrying her pretty little head about the silliest issues these days. Just leave Patrick to us real women, Manly Mary. Hey, wasn't there another Mary being a mite contrary at the RNC?

Oh, and speaking of heartthrobs from the land of Lincoln Logs, Michael Huffington has been available for several years. Huffington is one of the few people we can identify whose marriage really did need protecting: when he and wife Arianna divorced, he was then recruited into the homosexual lifestyle. His ex-wife, no longer having a man to direct her every thought, changed her politics from conservative to leftist/slanderous. Just imagine how traditional and upholding both their lives would have been had divorce been illegal.