Militia leader, Senate candidate, patriot, boner

The General is a big fan of former Senate candidate Rick Stanley. He's one of our nation's greatest defenders of our rights to pack heat, dodge taxes, incite revolt, and issue warrants for treason against judges. I'm sure the Libertarian Party is proud to call him one of their own.

Today, he appears in court to be sentenced for threatening two judges. I don't think he has anything to worry about. After all, what sentencing judge wouldn't be moved by a plea [pdf] like the one delivered to the court by California attorney Peter J. Mancus.

Here's an excerpt:

Reason No. 25:

Rick Stanley is a patriot with big, bold, gold planted [sic], balls. He is certainly no limp dick. Instead, he is a boner. His Liberty Erection is firm, straight, and vertical. Stanley is a ramrod who stood tall and stands taller despite, and because of, the multiple convictions he has racked up in his pursuit of Liberty that has exposed Tyranny. His Liberty Erection points to an inspiring way to live: LIVE FREE OR DIE!

Thanks to commentor Miss cgeye for the tip.

Update: Hey, I just realized that the title of this post could applie to me.