Treason and other Dirty Tricks

There is no limit to how low Our Leader's enemies will stoop in their pointless attempts to replace God's Chosen Emperor. Surging from Wednesday's powerful yet diplomatic address by Zell Miller (more below), last night the Coronation culminated in Our Leader's address to his loyal subjects. Undermining the precisely calculated effect were the enemies of All that is Right: Ketchup Boy and Cigar Man.

The Pretender, refusing to show the respect and dignity Our Leader undeservedly gave him, gave a speech to a few ill-informed supporters (see photo) just minutes later, that some of the media were foolish enough to cover live (Michael Powell is already reviewing their broadcast licenses). Then, in yet more treasonous timing, the Impeached Imposter tried a sympathy ploy: reporting vague "chest pains," no doubt from all that greasy Harlem cooking. The Liberal Media duly pushed this non-story to the top of the queue, eclipsing the real news about Our Leader and his triumphant evening. Continuing the coordinated non-patriotic assaults, The Pretender ratcheted up his anti-American activities this morning. And despite His Ketchupness's false statements, there are still no ties between the Swiftboat Vets and Our Leader's administration.

Maybe The Pretender has a foreign supporter after all: certain elements in Russia will soon regret storming that school rather than wait a respectful 24 hours after Our Leader's appearance. And the Treasoncrats continue their ungodly activities in daring to ask Our Leader to dismiss his most effective General (other than Our General, of course). Reports indicate that Our Leader plans to use General Boykin in yet another pre-emptive strike. Instead of indirect attacks, this offensive will target Allah.

A happy footnote: note the strong counteroffensive to The Pretender's illegal rally. As anyone can clearly see, this picture is much, much bigger than the one above.