"All my men where 'Freedom Leather'"

Perhaps it's time to rethink our relationship with the British after recent slaps at Our Leader by Queen Elizabeth and Cherie Blair and this item from the Focus on the Family mail list:

British Name Bush Movie Villain of the Year

Just how much do some Brits hate America? They voted
President Bush "Movie Villain of the Year" for his brief,
and unintentional, appearance in Michael Moore's alleged
documentary "Fahrenheit 9/11."

The president had some tough competition in the Total Film
magazine poll: Leatherface from "The Texas Chainsaw
Massacre" and Doctor Octopus from "Spider-Man 2."

I think we should retaliate by removing the word "English" from our vocabulary. From now on, this soldier speaks Freedom, eats freedom muffins, and wears Freedom Leather Cologne. That'll teach those tea swilling bastards.