Bill O'Reilly
Fox News Network
Dear Mr. O'Reilly,
I've been a big supporter of your efforts to boycott French products. You won't find so much as a gallic loofah in my house. I'm worried, however, that you and I might be the only people still doing it. The boycott isn't in the news anymore, and I suspect that many people have forgotten about it.
Today, the French announced that they are exporting a new product into our country, flu vaccine. This is our opportunity to focus the public's attention on the boycott again. All you need to do is use your television and radio shows to mobilize people to boycott the vaccine--make it public enemy number one.
Bill, we need you to revive the boycott. Please don't let us down.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.