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Friday, November 19, 2004

Barber busted by State Security Apparatus

The citizens of our great nation are a little safer today after the Joint Terrorism Task Force arrested a Seattle barber.

The PI reports;

One search warrant executed yesterday at the Crescent Cut Barbershop, 7821 Rainier Ave. S., asserts that barber Ruben Shumpert conducted a group described as "an anti-American training ground for Muslims" and that Shumpert was training children ages 11 to 17 "in anti-American rhetoric, as well as training the children in how to shoot and fight the Americans."

No wonder God hates barbers. They poison our children with anti-American rhetoric.

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