Dodging coworkers in a hotel bar

I'm in a hotel bar on the outer edges of the Peoples Republic of Oregon. I've asked Jezebel and a few others to cover for me--hopefully, blogger.com won't blogger their permissions. I discovered a wifi hotspot in the hotel bar, but I may not have the time to post anything until Friday although I'll try, because someone needs to sing the praises of Our Leader's bold and resolute plans for the uberAmerica