General Sir,
I am responding to the advert you recently placed in Newsweek for experienced counter insurgency leaders trained in organizing Death Squads. I've
attached a resume detailing over 30 years of political assassination, ethnic cleansing, cold blooded murder, intel gathering, fratricide, bulldozing, blackmail, hot blooded murder and mayhem. I was instrumental in setting up the
Mukhabarat and generally undermining any challenges to central authority. I understand that GWB, the hypocritical son of the Fascist dictator, has commissioned you with task of setting up the Esquadrille De La Morte. I look forward to hearing from you.
Faithfully,
Saddam Hussein
I think he's the perfect choice. You can't argue with experience. Of course, he must be punished for his treasonous comments about Our Leader, but why not get a little work out of him first?
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