Bethel Girls Academy
Dear Mr. Fountain,
I'm very disappointed with the Bethel Girls Academy. You marketed your school as a place where rebellious girls could be trained through the use of biblically-based disciplinary techniques to be submissive to masculine authority. Yet on Wednesday, you allowed eleven girls to cause an uprising and then escape from your facility.That would never happen at your brother's Christian military academy for boys. According to court documents, he knows how to keep his charges in line through the use of beatings, electrocution, and waterboarding. I don't know if your father is still around, but if he is, he should reacquaint your bare buttocks with the holy wrath of his mighty rod of correction.
Sure, you were accused of breaking a girl's wrist last week, but when was the last time you put one of your students on the rack? The children saw your softness as a weakness. It emboldened them to escape and has thereby brought discredit to the traditional Christian disciplinary approach to child training.
I feel like a fool for recommending your school to Alan Keyes a few days ago. It's no wonder he doesn't return my emails. I hope your brother whups you.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
You're an idiot man!
ReplyDeleteI went to Bethel Girls' Academy for a year and he was far from soft.
The AD for this school is incorrect and misleading.
Seems to me like opening your mouth makes you look like an ignorant jack-ass.