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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

I should write ads for USANext



Charles Jarvis
USANext

Dear Mr. Jarvis,

I'm very impressed with your recent ad attacking the AARP for hating our troops and treating homosexuals like human beings. They've tried to keep their agenda secret, so secret, in fact, that they didn't even allow themselves to know about it. Thanks for exposing them for what they are.

Back in December, I created something you can use in your campaign. It's a mug with a cartoon promoting your message. You can find it here.

I'll give you a good price break if you buy 10,000. You can use it as a membership premium. I know you have no members now, but with a premium like this, you'll be deluged with requests.

Please consider it.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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