Leading the nation

Isabelle Mims
Director, Exceptional Children Department
Union County Public Schools

Dear Mrs. Mims,

As the director of the Exceptional Children Department, I'm sure you're very proud that Union County Public Schools leads the nation in applying the rod of correction to disabled children. It's quite an accomplishment. You had to beat out thousands of other school districts to receive this honor.

Still, I think you can do better. Eighty-five beatings isn't really all that impressive if you think about it. In fact, it's almost pitiful if you consider the fact that disabled kids move more slowly than other students. You can beat more of them, and you should do so--it's your duty to model these biblically-based disciplinary techniques for the rest of the community.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot