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Friday, March 04, 2005

An Easter Egg Hunt they'll never forget

Don't pollute your children's minds this Easter with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow peeps. Celebrate the holiday in true Christian fashion with Resurrection Eggs.

Unlike their secular cousins, these eggs are little plastic shrines to Our Savior's suffering. Imagine your child's delight when he opens his egg to find a cross made of nails just like the ones the Romans drove through the wrists and feet of Our Lord. Other eggs hold treasures like miniature versions of the crown of thorns used to tear His scalp and the spear with which the Romans brutally stabbed Him.

Get your kids Resurrection Eggs this Easter and celebrate the holiday in true conservative Christian way.

The General tips his helmet to reader Roland for the tip.

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