Ending the Blastocyst-American Holocaust

Rep. Glenn Anderson
Washington State Legislature

Dear Rep. Anderson,

I can't understand why anyone would be upset with you for comparing stem cell research to the Holocaust. It makes perfect sense to me. Especially considering the cost in lives. While only ten million people were systematically executed during the Holocaust, medical research centers have ripped billions of stem cells from the protoplasm of Blastocyst-Americans.

Some would accuse you of diminishing the tragedy of the Holocaust by making such a comparison. They'd call it a cheap political stunt and use adjectives like "shameless" and "reprehensible" to describe it. Those who would do so fail to understand that people like you and me truly believe that stem cell research is a holocaust. They'll change there minds once they see what we're willing to treat stem cell research the same way we'd treat any other holocaust.

Since we first learned of the existence of Nazi concentration camps, Americans have been firm in their resolve to never allow such an atrocity to occur again. We've committed ourselves to intervening whenever we see genocide occurring anywhere outside of Africa. We need to honor that commitment in regard to the Blastocyst-American holocaust.

That's why I'm asking you to pass legislation requiring the redeployment of the Washington National Guard from Iraq to the United States so that they may bring freedom to the billions of Blastocyst-Americans living in stem cell research facilities. You need to do this as soon as possible. Thousands of Blastocyst-Americans die every moment you hesitate.

Sure, withdrawing that many troops from Iraq will cause a manpower shortage there, but that's nothing new. We've been dealing with the problem of an inadequately sized occupation force since day one. The important thing is that we free up some soldiers to invade medical research facilities. We have a holocaust to stop here in America, and by gosh, we have to act quickly. We can always go back to Iraq and kill more brown people later. They're not going anywhere.

I'd be glad to help you in any way I can.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

Note: I first saw this story at commenter Carl's blog.