I'm told that someone named Iron Fist is going to kill me when he see's yesterday's LGF post. I don't know why he'd want to do so. I was merely showing you all what LGF'ers, themselves, show the world. It's almost like they're ashamed of their beliefs.
From what I understand, Mr. Fist is the man modeling that very fashionable leather vest in the picture below. I hope that's the case, because I think I might know him. It's hard to tell without seeing his face, but from behind he looks a lot like the guy in Seattle who I pay to spank me when I've done something to disappoint Jesus. That man wields a wicked spatula of redemption. It hurts like heck to take off the chaps and pull on my pants after one of those sessions.
They need someone like him at Eagle Point Christian Academy (formerly known as Bethel Boys Academy). Regular readers might remember the Academy as the Christian school that's been under attack by Godless Frenchmen who object to the school's use of beatings, waterboarding, and electrical shock to keep the kids on the path of righteousness.
It's back in the news. Cadets rioted there over the weekend doing over $12,000 dollars worth of damage. Four students escaped and as many as ten were arrested. A similar incident prompted the closing of the Academy's sister institution, Bethel Girls Academy, in February. I guess sometimes you just can't beat righteousness into a kid. Perhaps they should follow Our Leader's example and break out the glow sticks.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.