Michael A. Ledeen
American Enterprise Institute
Dear Mr. Ledeen,
I don't know whether I should thank you or kick your butt. From what I understand, you're the man who forged the Niger yellowcake documents. For that, I'm grateful. The forgery was a godsend to those of us who wanted to whoop ass on the brown people. The war gave us purpose. It infused our McDonalds-sculpted bodies with feelings of masculine potency we hadn't felt since the A-Team was canceled. It was like mainlining Viagra.
But you also left a fellow soldier behind. You weren't there when your American Enterprise Institute colleague, John Lott, needed you most. You could have forged his research and spared him the indignity of claiming that his computer ate it. If you had acted then, he wouldn't have needed to defend himself by pretending to be a woman on the internet.
Your failure to come to Lott's assistance is unforgivable. It negates all of the good work you did misleading the nation into war. For that, I rebuke you.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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