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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Our Leader's iPod

Agitprop thinks Our Leader needs a little more variety on his iPod. There's nothing wrong with that. I have both the Statler Brothers and the Oak Ridge Boys in my 8-track collection (I don't own an iPod, because I figure if 8-tracks were good enough for Jesus, they're good enough for me).

He's asking everyone to submit a list of songs that Our Leader should have on his unit. He's going to mail them all to the White House.

I think I'd start off with a couple of hymns:

Bobby Bare: Drop Kick Me Jesus
Jello Biafra: Plastic Jesus

Then maybe I'd add a couple of love songs

Dr. Hook/Shel Silverstein: Penicillin Penny
Dr. Hook/Shel Silverstein: Get My Rocks Off
The Carpenters: Close to You (I hope you enjoy having this song in your head for the next 72 hours--I know that I will.)

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