The General orders the men of his militia and the ladies of the auxiliary corps to bombard the Princeton University Frist Center Filibusters with pizzas. That'll show the bastards. Each pizza will be like a slap in their faces. Crowds will gather to feast on our offerings and taunt these traitors to the Glorious Conservative Christian Cultural Revolution. We may even draw bigger crowds than the Fristfest occurring on the other side of the building.
Get out your credit card now and call one of the pizza places listed below. Tell them to deliver it to the filibusters with the bullhorn on the opposite side of Frist Building from the Fristfest activities. That last part is important. We don't want them delivering pizza to the Fristfesters.
Victor's Pizzeria (609) 924-5515
Update: I finally sent a pizza--they were closed last night when I posted this. I tried Papa John's first, but they were assholes, so I called Victor's and ordered one of those foreign Sicilian pizzas with extra cheese. Now I usually don't buy foreign, but I'm trying to teach these filibusterers a lesson about patriotism.
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