Owning the message

We're very excited about the changes Corporation for Public Broadcasting chairman Kenneth Y. Tomlinson is compelling PBS to make. Here's a preview from their soon to be launched web site:



5pm A Very Special Bert and Ernie Special
Sesame Street becomes Rapture Road after Pastor Bob and Freedomland Development Corp. run all of the brown people out of the neighborhood. Homeless, penniless, and desperate, Bert and Ernie accept the Lord Jesus into their lives and begin reparative therapy.

6pm The Newshour with Jeff Gannon
In depth reports on why Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid hates puppies, Hillary's trail of bloody corpses, and the proper amount to tip military escorts.

7pm Nova, "Fun in the sun at the beaches of Prudoe Bay"
How Exxon Mobile is turning Alaska into a tropical paradise.

8pm Nature with Neal Horsley
Part 17 of Mr. Horsley's comprehensive look at mules.

9pm Jim Crow: A Documentary by Bob Jones III
Bob Jones University President, Bob Jones III, uses photographs, film, and audio recordings in an ode to traditional Heartland values.

11pm UBC World News
Fair and balanced world news from the Uzbek Broadcasting Corporation.