Blue Team Special Op

OPERATION YELLOW ELEPHANT -- Special Op "First Strike"

Task: Ask the College Republican leadership to pass the following resolution at their convention:

WHEREAS, the College Republican membership has always fully supported the war in Iraq;

WHEREAS, we have encouraged the notion that the degree of one's patriotism is directly proportional to their support for the war;

WHEREAS, by word, by deed and by support of Ann Coulter, David Horowitz, and Michelle Malkin we have decreed that dissent against the war is the equivalent of treason;

WHEREAS, the military continually falls far short of meeting its recruitment needs resulting in a manpower crisis;

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED THAT:

The College Republicans organization is officially disbanded until the end of the war;

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED THAT:

The College Republicans membership immediately volunteer for military service as infantrymen.

Delivery: Mail to the following people:

Eric Hoplin
Co-Chair, College Republican National Committee
c/o Crystal Gateway Marriott
1700 Jefferson Davis Highway
Arlington, Virginia 22202

Corinne Schwarz
Co-Chair, College Republican National Committee
(same address as above)

Manny Espinoza
First Vice Chairman, College Republican National Committee
(same address as above)

Kris Hart
Second Vice Chairman, College Republican National Committee
(same address as above)

Secretary Chuck Efstration
Second Vice Chairman, College Republican National Committee
(same address as above)

Paul Gourley
Treasurer, College Republican National Committee
(same address as above)

Jake Grassel
Chair, Minnesota College Republicans
(same address as above)

Stephen Puetz
Chair, California College Republicans
(same address as above)

A helmet tip to commentor Tommy for the additional names.

Timing: Estimate delivery time to arrive June 24-26, 2005.

Alternatives: white feathers, recruitment brochures.

The General does not advocate harrasment. Please, simply ask them to support the resolution.