French attack the College Republicans

I'm outraged at Le Pundit Rude's lack of respect for the College Republicans. Doesn't he realize that he's writing about tomorrow's Karl Roves?

It's important to remember that the purpose of OPERATION YELLOW ELEPHANT is to provoke the College Republicans into doing more to tell the world about the patriotic work they're doing holding bake sales, harassing brown people, providing speaking gigs to over-rated propagandists, and punching out Joan Jett. Deep down, we understand their war hypocrisy. I mean, it doesn't take a genius to figure out that it's much safer to convince others to fight your wars for you.

Readiness Alert: I'll be posting a few more OPERATION YELLOW ELEPHANT ops later tonight.