Red Team Special Op

OPERATION YELLOW ELEPHANT -- Special Op "Video Ninja"

Required Equipment: Video camera, recruiting brochures.

Personnel: At least two, two-person strike teams (one camera person and one interviewer)

Description: Strike team(s) will set up base at the Crystal City Metro Stop, which is located under the Crystal Gateway Marriott, and at various DuPont Circle area clubs and videotape interactions with College Republicans. Completed videos will be posted on the web (either your site, my site, or at Crooks and Liars if he's willing).

Strike Team Alpha will report to the Metro Stop on the evening of Thursday, June 23 to catch College Republicans arriving from Butcher of Salvador National Airport or leaving the Marriott to engage in some good, godfearing drinking and harlotry at the clubs downtown. Alpha will then attempt to convince the CRs to enlist in the infantry. The discussion will be videotaped. They will repeat this exercise on Saturday evening when the CRs official agenda calls for a night on the town.

Strike Team Bravo Bareback Bottom Browneye will be stationed in the Dupont Circle area on Saturday, June 25 in the evening. Bravo Bareback Bottom Browneye will conduct a recon of the Dupont Circle Metro Station and the clubs on 17th and P streets looking for CRs participating in the Night on the Town activities. Once a CR is located, Bravo Bareback Bottom Browneye will interview him about the reasons he chose to fight in the war against homosexuals rather than the Iraq Phase of the Eternal War to Resubjugate Brown People.

The General is law-abiding. Please do not conduct these activities in violation of the law.