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Friday, June 24, 2005

Red Team Special Op "Lucky Strike"

Posted by Anonymous
Personnel: Unlimited number of two-three person strike teams.

Equipment: A pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes. Camera.

Location: Marriott Crystal Gateway

Task: Identify meeting wing. Approach entrance looking for College Republicans taking a smoke break. Offer them a Lucky Strike. Tell them, "Lucky Strike was there when we beat Tojo. It'll be there when we catch Osama. Where will you be?" Take photos or videotape.

Caution: End op if asked to leave.
at 3:17 AM

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